I’m ashamed of myself. Why? Is it because of the deep, panging sadness the state of the world can cause when you look at it, your heart sinking as your thoughts wander? No, and no, I’m not your average depressed teen with no life, nothing to do, and a few complexes thrown in for good measure. What I am is /me.

Yes, I am a tag. /me is what I shall call myself for now, until I think of something better to use. While I do appear to be going off on a tangent of sorts, at least I didn’t include the definition of /me. That would be boring. The point I’m trying to make is that I used a one word title, and that is a bad thing.

Immanuel Kant was one to propose a system of morality, according to which the morality of an action is dependant on what would result if society as a whole were to perform that action, or something like that. One word titles are bad because, if everyone used them, society would inevitably collapse, leading to mass starvation, war, and disease. Clearly this is not a good thing. We must always avoid one word titles, at all costs.

Bullshit statistics made up on the spot show that 69% of the adverse effects of one word titles can be avoided by using two words. Three word titles further reduce the effects to 42%, and longer titles have almost no consequences worth noting.

The problem is this: very few people understand the dangers of one word titles, and are using them on a regular basis. Star Trek: Voyager demonstrates this phenomenon in greusome detail. If the human race is to go anywhere, we must eliminate one word titles, and religion. Religion is also bad.

Bunnymuffins.